JOKESQUOTES OF THE DAY

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
- Anonymous
Illustration: How smartly they pull leg of married people. Romance seems too good before marriage but you really fed up with it after getting married because expectations go too high and your romantic hero disappears in catching them.

Behind every successful woman, is a basket of dirty laundry.
- Sally Forth
Illustration: The above funny quote replaces the old proverb which used to give credit to woman for success.So businessmen are too busy in work that they never have time for changing cloth, so it is better to say that they keep their dirty clothes always with their growth. I hope successful tycoons won't mind it.

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
Illustration: Lol! Lazy people are really so tactful. They just want to stay always from any hard work by finding some smart way of doing things and that is what people want.

I have two daughters, both are girls!
Illustration: Sometimes people say the answer in starting and again they repeat it and that is what makes them look like a fool. Hey man, if you have two daughters, it is understood that they are females.

I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
Michael Prichard
Illustration: What a wise thought by Michael! They always report same counting of people because as one man goes out then one baby comes in. So it always remains equal.

Boys lie more, but girls lie better.
Illustration: This quote favors boys. What if males lie a lot. Girls are one step ahead, they say it too but never get caught. Smart chicks.

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
Illustration: Awkward situation. But what should I do as I don't find anyone more attractive and smart as me. So whenever I stand in front of mirror, unknowingly accident happens.

"ARE YOU ASLEEP??" "No I was in comma , thanks for saving me."
Illustration: Good punch for those people who never stop asking strange questions. Obviously, I am taking a nap and you are disturbing me for no reasons

If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name.
- Moshe Dayan
Illustration: Sorry but again a good joke on wives. They keep on fighting and never loose! So better to start any fight with wife's name to ensure your victory.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce
Illustration: Love is blind. It's a kind of madness. People do lots of fights, arguments, sacrifices for it's sake. But after marriage - Real life starts!

If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
- Benjamin Franklin
Illustration: Aha! One of the right punch on bald people and this is true too. How can they dare to walk under the heat of sun with no hair on head. This gonna force them run like crazy to find some shelter.